Gamblin' Geezers

Your visit with granny just got a little more complicated.

Playing rummy against the residents at the card table
Gamblin' Geezers key art
Residents gossiping in the retirement home hallway

♠︎ House Rules

While most residents play standard rummy, bosses have their own rules they like to follow. Learn how to play the game their way and hit your quota to collect rare heirlooms. Winning also unlocks their rummy deck to play as you please.

↻ Roguelike Runs

Every run reshuffles the home. Explore new rooms, collect modifiers, and work towards a battle with the next boss. Each loss is a chance to gain more modifiers, meaning you come back smarter every time.

⚄ Mini Games

Gamblin' Geezers isn't all rummy. Explore the home to discover and play shuffleboard, darts, water aerobics, and more mini games. Win to gain gold, heirlooms, and other prizes to aid in your rise to rummy victory.

About the game

Gamblin' Geezers is a story-driven roguelike card game where you play rummy with old folks in a nursing home. If you like score-chasing roguelike deckbuilders such as Balatro, it's built around the same loop: stack your deck with modified cards, collect 75+ heirlooms that bend the rules, and shop for card, modifier and heirloom packs at the Pop Shop between hands. Beat 13 bosses, each playing their own version of rummy, from Oklahoma Rummy and Gin to Tonk and contract-style Match Rummy.

Coming to Steam for Windows and macOS in April 2027. A free demo is playable now on itch.io (Windows, macOS and in the browser).